Hello friends! In my eternal quest to avoid the awful real world, I’ve decided to set aside the endless rewatching of Star Wars I’ve seen a thousand times, and catch up with some Marvel projects I’ve let slide over the past year or so. I don’t know what kept me away, but once I started watching, I realized how much I missed this wacky world, lol. Here are some brief thoughts on a few installments (in watch-order):

Captain America: Brave New World. I perked up at this one initially because of Harrison Ford, but didn’t get around to it and then it just fell off my radar for awhile. I finally watched it, and thought it was pretty good. I don’t have anything against Sam Wilson as Captain America, but he just doesn’t have the same pull for me as Steve Rogers. And that’s the point, I guess. Sam is still trying to prove himself, to show that he can fill Steve’s shoes, but the problem is, even he doesn’t believe he can. But he shows up for work anyway, lol. I had some trouble following the plot, but it’s tied to the old Hulk movie (The Incredible Hulk from 2008 with Edward Norton as the Hulk and William Hurt as Thaddeus Ross). I might have seen that movie, lol, but I don’t remember much of it. This movie also ties into Eternals, as the countries of the world are negotiating for access to adamantite, the new super-mineral found in the Emergence in the Indian Ocean, the one that was going to destroy the earth but was stopped by the Eternals (I loved that movie, by the way!) The villain, called The Leader, whose name is Samuel Stearns, was in the old Hulk movie; he was a scientist affected by gamma radiation and imprisoned by Ross. He wants revenge on Ross, and has been secretly poisoning him with gamma pills for decades. It takes until the end of the movie before Ross transorms into the Red Hulk, and this time it’s DC that’s practically destroyed by these super-beings, lol. Pretty good, but not great, although I did love seeing Ford in a Marvel movie.

Thunderbolts. Okay, this one was super-fun. And really pulled on my hearstrings, if I’m being honest. Basically it’s about a bunch of sub-par “super-heroes” that must band together to stop a new threat. And it’s not that they’re sub-par, really, they’re just damaged human beings who have to go up against another damaged human being. The central figure is Yelena Belova, Black Widow’s sister, who’s been dealing with a sense of purposelessness. There’s also her boisterous father, Red Guardian, John Walker (the substitute Captain America shortly after Steve was gone and who’s kind of a jerk), Ava Starr (Ghost, who I’ve never heard of, lol), Bucky Barnes (eventually), and a guy named Bob. This group is working together (reluctantly) against Valentina Allegra du Fontaine, who is trying to build the latest “super-soldier” called Sentry, who happens to be the last test subject, Bob. Bob is a very sweet, but very troubled young man who’d had a rough childhood, had been a meth addict, and possessed zero self-esteem. But the powers bestowed on him through the Sentry Project are immense, and Allegra manipulates him into doing her bidding. Or she tries to, but new, improved Bob senses she’s using him and gets mad, so she hits the kill-switch. But it doesn’t work, and Bob goes full-dark, plunging New York City (and presumably, the rest of the world if he isn’t stopped) into the darkness of the Void. Yelena, who knows a little something about the Void, steps into the dark, and relives every shameful moment of her life, which is what happens to anyone in this shadow-world. But eventually she finds Bob–sweet, troubled Bob–hiding in a room, and she and the rest of the crew (who followed her in) help him face his dark side. These are all people who have done some terrible things, but this group of misfit antiheroes all help Bob face the darkness and let him know he’s not alone. “No one is no one.” I actually got a little choked up, lol. It’s quite funny, too, in that goofy, Marvel way. Anyway, they save the day and Allegra, to save face, proclaims them the “New Avengers.” We’ll see if that sticks, as in an end credit scene, it’s revealed that Sam Wilson isn’t too happy about the title. They also see the Fantastic Four’s ship approaching onscreen, an “interdimensional” ship. So somehow the F4 (from a different multiverse) are coming to this one. Now I really can’t wait to see what’s coming up!

What If…Season 3. I watched the first two seasons of this animated gem, and really enjoyed them. But for some reason, I slept on this one. I think I thought there were a few characters I didn’t know and so wouldn’t know what was going on, but even if that’s true, it doesn’t matter. With each episode, I thought, “This is probably going to be dumb,” but they were, in fact, delightful. The first one had a bunch of crazy Hulk-spawned godzilla-like monsters, lol, but it was fun, and I loved seeing Moon Knight in the group that fought them (it’s one of my favorite Marvel shows). The second one had Agatha (from Agatha All Along, which I did not watch) and Kingo from Eternals (which, as I’ve mentioned before, I adore). They’re making a Bollywood-style movie with Howard Stark directing, and the dance number is truly spectacular, lol. The one with Darcy and Howard the Duck marrying and having a baby (in egg form for most of it) is wacky but fun and pretty sweet, as they risk their lives to protect their child (the child comes back in the last two episodes all grown up; she’s called Birdie, and has amazing powers). Anyway, I could go on, but the main throughline is that the Watcher is always watching and isn’t supposed to interfere. But he does, and gets in trouble with his superiors. Peggy “Captain” Carter gets wind of this and goes off to help him with her friends: Birdie, Storm (a Storm/Thor hybrid) and Kahhori, the Mohawk woman introduced in Season 2. What ensues is a prolonged battle between these super-beings with the Watcher’s superiors, who are also super-beings, and it’s a stalemate that goes on way too long, in my opinion. Anyway, Peggy sacrifices herself to save her friends, and the Watcher (whose real name is Oatu), helps his mentor learn the difference between watching and really seeing. Super fun and better late than never.

Marvel Zombies. So, zombies…again, lol. I wasn’t going to watch this one, but thought, oh, what the heck, I’ve been reading about zombies, so why not? And it’s a sequel to a What If… episode from Season 2 which ends on a cliffhanger. So basically, in this universe, you guessed it–the world is overrun by zombies. What happened was that Hope Van Dyne sent her father, Hank Pym, after her mother in the Quantum Realm, but Janet Van Dyne was infected with some sort of zombie disease. When Hope pulled them out, it spread from there, quickly taking the Avengers and leaving hope for humanity in the hands of other superheroes. It’s mostly from the point of view of Kamala Khan from Ms. Marvel (I show I did not watch–but I might now). She and her friends, Riri Williams (from Wakanda) and Kate Bishop (Hawkeye’s apprentice), find a tiny techno-thingy in a crashed ship in New York, and figure out it can send a message to Nova Prime, whose people might be able to help them. So off they go to find a SHIELD base, but it’s overrun already. Riri and Kate are killed, but Kamala is saved by a Blade/Moon Knight hybrid. Over the course of four episodes, they find and join others in the fight, losing some, gaining others, until the big battle at the end between the zombie Queen of the Dead (Wanda) who controls all the undead, and Kamala and whatever heroes are left to protect Infinity Hulk (it’s a very long story, lol). Basically, Kamala gives in to Wanda’s urging to join with her to end the zombie nightmare. With their combined power, along with Infinity Hulk’s power, everything changes–everything goes back to normal, her friends are still alive, it’s as if nothing ever happened. But underneath, she sees quick flashes of the truth: the whole thing is just an illusion. Another one of Wanda’s elaborate illusions to cover up the painful truth. It ends on that note, and though it’s not the ending I would have preferred, the series was fun.

I did catch Fantastic 4 in theaters when it came out this past summer, and loved it. It was set in a different version of the multiverse, so it was kind of its own thing and I didn’t have to see any of these others before seeing it. But based on the final credits scene in Thunderbolts, looks like they’re on their way to the one we’re familiar with. Also, the final credit scene of F4 itself hints at Dr. Doom (I think that’s him?) as the next big villain. I don’t know a thing about that guy, lol.

Looking forward to the next installment, whatever it may be.

I’m planning on watching Wakanda Forever, Ironheart, and Ms. Marvel, so stay tuned for Part 2.