Andor S2 Thoughts, Part 3

Hello friends! Bear with me for just a bit longer as I continue to spill out my thoughts concerning Andor S2 with the fourth Arc. If you missed it and are curious, here’s Part 1 (Arcs 1 & 2) and Part 2 (Arc 3). As usual, there are big SPOILERS!!!

Arc 4: Make It Stop; Who Else Knows?; Jedha, Kyber, Erso

Arc 4 is a bit of a denouement after the climax of the Ghorman massacre: there’s some action and anxiety as we see Dedra confront Luthen, Luthen’s attempted suicide, and Kleya’s one-woman tour-de-force in infiltrating the hospital and finishing off Luthen. Clearly it broke her heart, but it’s what needed to be done. During this episode, we get flashbacks and find out how these two met: Luthen had once been a Sargeant in an Imperial regiment, and during an attack he has a kind of breakdown at the violence and cruelty he witnesses. He escapes to the ship, not wanting to be a part of it anymore, muttering “Make it stop!” It’s here he finds a young Kleya hiding in the ship, and together they escape the carnage. It’s apparent that Kleya’s family has been killed, probably her entire community in some Imperial crackdown and has nowhere else to go. We see that it’s Kleya, really, who has been the driving force behind their partnership, who seeks revenge. Luthen teaches her that they’re in it for the long haul, that she must hide and bank the flames of her rage and use it later when the time is right, that they’ll lose again and again before they win.

The confrontation we’ve been waiting for, and it delivered. “The Rebellion’s not here anymore. It’s flown away.”

Kleya sends out a distress call on a coded signal, and Cassian defies orders again to go save her. Meanwhile, Dedra has been arrested and confronted by Krennic, who fears that the classified Death Star information has been leaked through her (I forgot to mention poor Lonni, who told Luthen about Jedha, Kyber, Erso and the superweapon, only to be killed by him, a very Luthen thing to do). Luthen told Kleya, and now she’s the only one who knows about this superweapon.

Cassian, Melshi and K2 land on Coruscant, but Dedra’s replacement, Heert, is on the way to nab her. Luckily K2 comes along with his very own hallway scene, using Heert as a human shield and plowing through the Imperials to get them out.

Krennic questions Dedra. The finger-thing was a little weird, lol. Anyone else think Krennic was a bit kooky in this series?

Kleya does not expect a warm welcome from the Alliance on Yavin, and she’s right: no one believes her story about the superweapon or doesn’t want to believe. Mon is the only one who knew Luthen and Kleya and what they did to bring this Rebellion together, and the Alliance’s brusque dismissal is infuriating. But guess what? Tivik, Saw’s man on the Ring of Kafrene, keeps contacting them, claiming he has important information about Jedha, and he’ll only talk to Cassian. Cassian’s mission to Kafrene is finally green-lighted, and he’ll be on his way to Rogue One territory very soon.

I want to talk about Leo Partagaz for a moment here. Partagaz has failed to procure the arrest of Kleya, and so must pay the price, as all Imperials must do who fail their masters. When we first meet him in Season 1, he terrified me, but over the course of the series, he grew on me. I know I wasn’t supposed to like him. But damned if I didn’t. I think it’s because Partagaz wasn’t the greedy, arrogant, ladder-climbing Imperial we usually see, throwing cruelty around like it’s rice at a wedding. He had a job to do and ran a tight ship, but the ship was doomed to fail in the end. Watching him listen to Nemik’s manifesto as he waited for his arrest made me sad. His sense of failure was palpable, but I also wonder if he was getting an inkling of maybe being on the wrong side of history. I might be reaching. But his suicide made me sad, thinking about how this man dedicated his life to all the wrong things. If only he worked FOR the Rebellion instead of against it, what an asset he’d be! But I digress.

The quieter moments of this last episode are wonderful. Vel takes Kleya in after finding her wandering around in the rain, lost and unsure where she belongs anymore. “We have friends everywhere,” she says. Vel and Cassian toasting the people they’ve lost: Luthen, Cinta, the Aldhani crew, Ghorman, Ferrix, etc. The people whose blood paved the way for Rebellion. The scene with Bail and Cassian: “If I’m going to die fighting the Empire, I want to go down swinging,” Bail says, and my heart breaks knowing that he’ll be dead within days on Alderaan. “May the Force be with you,” he tells Cassian, as this is a man who had known the Jedi and had worked closely with them. He knows the Force is real, that it’s working even now.

The montage of Cassian walking toward his U-Wing (and his destiny) is great, showing us the state and fate of several characters along the way: Kleya wakes up to a sunrise Luthen knew he’d never see; Wilmon has breakfast with Deena, his love from Ghorman; Vel and Mon eat breakfast with the troops and everyday members of the Rebellion; Dedra is in the white and orange uniform of a prisoner, mirroring Cassian’s time on Narkina 5; Saw is on Jedha, looking out at the Imperial ship looming over Jedha; Cassian glances at the Force-healer and gives her a nod as she watches him walk toward the destiny she knows is waiting for him. Just chills.

And the last scene on Mina-Rau: finally we see B2 having fun with his droid friend and it’s a big sense of relief that this sweet little guy is okay, but it’s Bix with Cassian’s child in her arms that is the final image of the series. Sure, it’s a bit soapy, but I loved it. Knowing that she’ll never see Cassian again, I’m glad she’ll have a part of him with her, that he’ll go on in that way. And it’s a scene of hope (that word we love in Star Wars), hope for the next generation that this Rebellion is giving them. I don’t know if we’ll ever see Cassian’s child in any future projects, but I’m not against it. And if we don’t, if he or she just lives a good, peaceful life on Mina-Rau, that makes me happy, too. Because that’s what their father was fighting for and gave his life for.

So, what’s my final assessment of Andor? Well, this fan is very happy (and emotionally moved), incredibly impressed, and hopeful (there’s that word again! lol) that we get more Star Wars like this. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Jedi and Sith and lightsabers and Force stuff as much as the next person; it satisfies the child in me, that sense of wonder that we never truly shed, and can’t wait for more. But this show satisfies the adult Star Wars fan that I am, the one that’s been on this journey with this galaxy and these characters for over forty years. It makes sense to me that Star Wars evolves, and we as fans must evolve with it. I love all the flavors of Star Wars: sometimes I want bubble-gum, and sometimes I want caviar. Shows like The Acolyte is the bubble-gum (which I chew with relish); Andor is the caviar, perhaps an acquired taste at first, but truly exceptional in the end. This is Emmy-award-level stuff, and I hope it gets all the accolades it deserves.

I probably forgot to mention a lot of stuff, but this has gone on long enough, lol. What are your thoughts on Andor? Do you want to see more Star Wars like it? Or do you think it will be a one-of-a-kind kind of show? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!

Andor S2 Thougts, Part 2

Hello friends! Today I’m continuing my thoughts on Andor Season Two. I was going to do Arcs 3 and 4 together, but realized my Arc 3 post is pretty long, so I’ll do 4 next time.

(If you missed Part 1, here it is.)

Beware: SPOILERS!!!

Arc 3: Messenger; Who Are You?; Welcome to the Rebellion

Arc 3 focuses on Ghorman specifically, with the leadup to the massacre we know is coming, the massacre itself, and its aftermath. The interesting thing about the “Ghorman Massacre” is that it was originally in the Expanded Universe (Legends) and took place earlier during the reign of the Empire. In this earlier incident, Wilhuff Tarkin landed his cruiser on a group of Ghorman protesters who were blocking landing pads in protest to some sort of unfair taxation. In Andor, this incident is referenced by Thela, the bellhop Cassian talks to in the second arc. A memorial was built to those who died (including Thela’s father), and a promise was made that no Imperial building would cast a shadow over it. Fast forward to the present day, and of course the Imperials are building a tower near the memorial, which infuriates the Ghormans. They believe it’s a weapons depot, but it’s all just smoke and mirrors to get the Ghormans to misbehave so the Empire can crush them, so they can get their precious mineral.

Cassian returns to Ghorman, not to help the Ghorman Front, but to kill Dedra Meero, who is there supervising the leadup to the clash. He goes with Wilmon, who brought Cassian this message and who has been working with the GF for some time now (and has a new girlfriend, that smooth operator, lol). Dedra, of course, was on Ferrix in Season 1 and oversaw Bix’s torture, as well as leading the troops against the people of Ferrix during Maarva’s funeral, hoping to draw Cassian out in her quest for Axis. Their trip to Ghorman is not sanctioned by the Alliance, in which Cassian and Bix are firmly a part of now, and they live on Yavin since distancing themselves from Luthen. So their trip is for personal revenge, rather than as a strategic mission for the Rebellion. Draven is NOT happy, lol.

I have to mention that before Cassian leaves, Bix brings him to a Force healer that is on the base for a blaster burn that has not healed well. Cassian is skeptical, and thinks the healer is a charlatan. And maybe she is at this point, but I think we’re led to believe she’s Force-sensitive and has a true gift. When she sees Cassian, something sparks in her and she makes a beeline for him. Bix convinces him to give the healer a chance, and she puts her hands on him to try to heal the burn. But she sees something else, something about him that marks him as special, that he’s been “gathering” experiences and has a destiny. It frankly scares Cassian, and he rushes away, but the healer tells Bix that he’s a “messenger.” The audience knows that this is probably in reference to Cassian’s role in Rogue One, where he helps Jyn send the Death Star plans to the Rebellion. It’s a great scene that reminds us that the Force is still here, that this is still Star Wars, and that no matter what we do, there’s still a little mystery at work as well.

Anyway, Cassian can’t get a bead on Dedra as the Ghorman protest mounts, a protest that the Empire has encouraged by opening the plaza. Partagaz tells Dedra that their original plan is a go since all other avenues of getting the mineral has failed, with the line, “Bad luck Ghorman.” Bad luck, indeed. They bring in newbie soldiers to keep back the crowds, and these poor souls are actually there to be sacrificed by the Empire to light the spark that will begin the destruction. An Imperial sniper lets a shot go, shooting one of their own, causing chaos, and giving the Empire an excuse to open fire on the Ghor (who had stopped their shouting and began singing, which makes it all the more heartbreaking).

Syril, meanwhile, is increasingly bewildered and alarmed by what is happening and goes to Dedra for answers. Their encounter is shockingly violent, as he chokes her in his fury, learning about the mineral and their plan to sacrifice Ghorman, and the fact that he was deliberately kept out of the know and used for their own purposes. Syril’s world is crumbling: Dedra has lied to him, the Empire has set up the Ghor to fall, and he feels betrayed, to say the least. He wanders out into the increasingly violent crowd in a stupor, watching the horror unfold. Cassian is just trying to get away at this point, but the Imperials have closed off the exits, trapping everyone. Syril is in the middle of realizing he might be on the wrong side when he catches sight of Cassian: his mortal enemy, the one who ruined his life on Ferrix, and the one who must pay for his humiliation.

He attacks Cassian with rage, and their fight is brutal. Syril gets the advantage at last and is about to shoot Cassian when Cassian looks at him in bewilderment and asks him, “Who ARE you?” While Syril has been obsessing for years about Cassian, dreaming of the day he’ll get his revenge, Cassian has no idea who Syril is and is wondering why this random man is trying to kill him. It’s sobering for Syril, who hesitates just long enough for the leader of the Ghorman Front, Carro Rylanz, to shoot him in the head. Poor Syril.

The Imperials unleash the K2 droids, which are terrifying, and all is lost on Ghorman. Cassian and Wilmon manage to escape, but Wilmon wants to stay behind with his girlfriend, and Cassian brings a mangled K2 droid with him as he flies away. Dedra, in the wake of the massacre, has some sort of breakdown or fit, perhaps trying to come to terms with what she’s unleashed, but she ultimately gets control of herself–barely. Brutally suppressing whatever humanity she’s got inside herself, I guess.

This is easily the most harrowing, stunning episode of the whole season. And I haven’t even gotten to the last episode of the arc, in which Mon Mothma makes her amazing speech to the Senate, damning the Ghorman massacre and calling out the lies of the Empire and the evil nature of Palpatine, calling him a “monster” who will “come for us all.” There are so many great speeches in this show: Luthen’s “sunrise” speech, Maarva’s funeral speech, Saw’s rhydo speech, even Vel gets a “you don’t get to cry” speech that is moving. But this one is a hum-dinger that is a turning point for the Rebellion, as Mon flees the Senate and intends to join the Rebellion on Yavin. But the logistics of just how she gets out of the Senate and to Yavin is the problem. Sure, we see in Rebels that Gold Squadron brings her to the Ghost crew, who then will get her to Dantooine on route to Yavin. But how does she actually get out of the building, with the Empire standing by to immediately arrest her after her treasonous speech?

Mon making the speech of her life (or death, from a certain point of view).

Again, Cassian is there, the main link in a chain that leads right up to the end of Rogue One. Luthen says as much to him, that he’s always where he needs to be just when Luthen needs him to be there. (Hmm, it’s as if an unseen Force is guiding his every move…). Anyway, Bail has arranged a ship and crew to get Mon out, but Luthen tells her it’s been compromised. Who knows how he knows this, but at this point Mon is fed up with Luthen, as she’s just found out her trusted aide Erskine has been working for him without her knowledge. Luthen tells her to look for his agent and his words, I have friends everywhere. Cassian kills a few people, including Mon’s ISB-planted driver, to get her out; her shock and horror transitions her from the relative safety of the Senate to the life-or-death environment of the Rebellion.

The arc ends with Cassian back on Yavin and telling Bix that he’s done with the Rebellion. He wants to go away with her and just live their lives. The next morning he finds a message from her. She’s gone away so he will stay in the fight. She firmly believes that Cassian has a big part to play in the coming war and won’t have him abandon it for her. She wants the Rebels to win. After all they’ve been through, all they’ve sacrificed, he has to see it through. With the leaving of Bix, comes the arrival of K2S0, who has been reprogrammed to serve the Alliance.

Whew! Stay tuned for Arc 4….

My Entertainment Update for March 2025

Hello friends, happy Spring! Here’s what I’ve been up to for the last month or so:

Reign of the Empire: Mask of Fear, by Alexander Freed. If you like the political maneuverings of Andor, you’ll like this book. It takes place mere weeks after Order 66, when Palpatine takes control and declares himself Emperor. It focuses on Mon Mothma and Bail Organa, mostly, with some Saw Gerrera and a new character called Soujen. Mon Mothma is determined to curtail the Emperor’s power by legislation and keeping the Senate relevant in this new Empire (I know, good luck with that, Mon). Bail, meanwhile, is obsessed with what happened to the Jedi and is convinced that if the truth about their slaughter was known, it would ruin Palpatine (again, good luck with that, Bail). The two central figures of the Rebellion are not seeing eye to eye at this point. Saw is just out doing his thing when he and his group discover Soujen, a Separatist soldier who had been put in hibernation before the war ended as a contingency plan. Soujen has been surgically altered with implants to make him into a deadly warrior, and when he wakes his only thought is to continue the war against the Republic. When he’s apprised of the new situation, he still wants to continue his mission somehow and bides his time with Saw.

It’s a big, dense, political book but I didn’t find it hard to get through at all. Both Mon and Bail need to come to terms with how they deal with this new Empire–Mon figures out just how little power she has as a Senator but decides to continue to persevere anyway; Bail learns that he has to let the Jedi go in order to move forward; Saw continues to do what Saw does best: sow chaos; and Soujen finds that he’s obsolete in this new world order.

I’m eager to see what the next book in this series will offer, which will be written by Rebecca Roanhorse (who wrote Resistance Reborn, a favorite of mine) though I don’t think we have a release date for that yet. Can’t wait, though!

The Clone Wars: Gambit: Stealth, by Karen Miller. I started this one on my e-reader (a new Nook from B&N). It’s the first book in a duology, and I found the second hard copy book in my local comic store. I’ve read Karen Miller before (Wild Space, with Obi-Wan and Bail Organa) and I quickly realized why her writing style is slightly annoying: the characters are always arguing, quibbling, contradicting, and otherwise getting on each other’s nerves. And I mean ALWAYS. I get that there needs to be tension in a book, and between characters, but this goes above and beyond, like badly written fan-fiction, lol. Aside from that, her stories are usually pretty interesting. In this one, Obi-Wan and Anakin are sent on a clandestine mission to a planet called Lanteeb to find out if the Separatists are making a bioweapon there. I’m about halfway through, and besides the annoying arguments, it’s a pretty good book so far. I’ll report back next month.

Upcoming: I’m waiting for my copy of Into the Light by Claudia Gray, the next High Republic novel in the final wave of books. I should be getting it tomorrow, and I can’t wait! I’ll have my thoughts on that one next month.

Tales of the Underworld. On May the fourth, we’ll be getting Tales of the Underworld, focusing on Asajj Ventress and Cad Bane. I was hoping we’d get more Tales in this series, and while these characters are unexpected, they’re not unwelcome. Especially Ventress; with her appearance in the Bad Batch, I wanted more of her story: how she survived, what she’s been up to, how she’s atoning for her Sith ways, etc. And where’s Quinlan Voss??? So many unanswered questions, lol. Bane I’m not so interested in, but I’ll take it, and it all looks very exciting.

Drawings: Since March was Women’s History Month, I decided to draw the women from Star Wars. I have a few more in my sketchbook, but I’ll share those next month.

Now I can get back to some of the boys, lol. It’s been really fun learning how to draw portraits and I think with each one I get a bit better at it. It’s also been good for my mental health, as I get so absorbed I forget everything else (I’m in the US, so…yeah, there’s that, lol). Eager to share more sketches with you!

What’s been entertaining you? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!

Entertainment Update for June 2024

Hello friends! A few new Star Wars things to talk about and a movie, so let’s get to it!

(SPOILERS AHEAD!!!)

The Acolyte, Episodes 1-5. I’ve been really enjoying this latest Star Wars offering, despite the haters and all their ridiculous criticisms. Let them complain; they’re missing out on some cool Star Wars. Is it perfect? Nope. Is it a new flavor of Star Wars that is intriguing, fun, and tragic all at the same time? Heck yes!

The only real problem I’ve had with it is the pacing, but it’s a minor grumble. As a reader of the High Republic books, I’m a bit sad that Vernestra has become so entrenched in politics and keeping things from the Council, but maybe that’s part of her character arc and that might change (people tend to change after a hundred years, I guess, lol). We’ll see.

I’m assuming if you’re reading this, you’ve been watching, so I’m not going to recap anything; let’s just talk about that awesome Episode 5. Holy lightsaber fights! This episode was full of not only the kind of Jedi action that we love, but some plot twists, shocking deaths, and on-point dialogue that had me glued to the screen.

I assumed that all the unnamed Jedi were goners, but Jecki’s death really hurt, and #YordHorde is mourning deeply. I’m a little shocked that Sol just left them there in the jungle, but I guess he couldn’t very well carry them both out, or any of the many Jedi that died that night; besides, they were in a hurry to get back to the ship and didn’t have time to bury them.

I was kind of surprised/not surprised that “The Stranger” turned out to be Qimir. I mean, it was obvious, but I figured it was a little too obvious. I’m still glad it was him, because Qimir–or whatever his name is– whether he’s the bumbling smuggler or the badass darksider, is very entertaining. Whether or not he’s an actual Sith has been up for debate in the fandom (some people think he might be an early Knight of Ren), but I’m going with yes, he is a Sith. The fact that he quotes part of the Sith code in an earlier episode (“Peace is a lie”) and he mentions the very word “Sith” makes it clear, at least to me. At any rate, he believes he’s a Sith. The whole Ki Adi Mundi outrage seems silly to me. I really don’t care when Legends said he was born; and clearly, his words about the Sith in the prequels shows he either a) doesn’t know about this guy because it was covered up, b) is lying, or c) is in deep denial over the whole thing, which is quite indicative of prequel Jedi in general.

Mae’s twin-swap, and the swapping of Masters, is something I was not expecting. I don’t like to predict anything about this show, precisely because it’s unpredictable and surprising, but I’m thinking Osha may become the Acolyte this guy’s looking for. I hope not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m not sure about Mae’s fate, but I can’t wait to find out, as well as what actually happened on Brendock. Sol is the only one left who knows the truth and he’s going to have to confront that painful truth, whatever it is.

This show is keeping me on my toes, and I’m loving every minute of it!

Temptation of the Force, by Tessa Gratton. This is the second adult novel for Phase 3 of the High Republic (The Eye of Darkness by George Mann being the first, along with the YA offering Defy the Storm by Justina Ireland and middle grade book Escape from Valo by Daniel Jose Older and Alyssa Wong). This one came out the first week of June, so I’m only halfway through it, but I’m thoroughly enjoying it.

This one focuses on the Republic and the Jedi crossing the Nihil’s Stormwall for rescue and relief missions, trying to help those still stuck in the Occlusion Zone. With the help of Xylan Graf and Avon Starros, they find a way to bring down the Stormwall and launch an attack against the vicious General Viess, who has taken over the planet Naboo.

Meanwhile, Marchion Ro is investigating an intriguing but terrifying blight that is spreading across some worlds, hoping to use it to his advantage.

The book centers on a few personal relationships, the most obvious being the one between Jedi Masters Avar Kriss and Elzar Mann, as the cover would suggest. Close since their time as Padawans together, Elzar has always struggled with his feelings for Avar throughout the series, while Avar had maintained a boundary that she refused to cross. After many brushes with mistakes and the dark side, Elzar had been finally coming to terms with who he needed to be as a Jedi. Now, however, after escaping the Occlusion Zone in The Eye of Darkness and being away from Elzar for a year, Avar realizes she’s in love with him and has been slowly introducing the idea to him that they can be together and that their love is a good thing, without being possessive or selfish in that love. Hmm, I don’t know Avar, I don’t think you understand romantic love, or at least, the tendency of romantic love to go that way, lol. I’m totally shipping them, but I also am convinced that this relationship does not bode well for them, the Jedi, or the future of this story.

Another relationship it explores is that between Jedi Master Porter Engle and his nemesis General Viess. Their long history began many decades ago and was explored in a comic that I didn’t read, but I do know it resulted in Porter’s sister taking a vow that was ultimately named after her: the Barash Vow, in which a Jedi abstains from taking action from the Order and isolates oneself to listen only to the Force, as a kind of penance for some wrong-doing (this is seen in The Acolyte with Master Torbin, who had taken the Barash Vow sometime after the events on Brendock). At any rate, the two hate each other, but also respect each other; Viess has shown considerable skill in holding her own against a Jedi and the Force (having a beskar sword helps). Viess nearly killed Porter in the last book; now, he is determined to end her life and pursues her throughout this book relentlessly. Porter is clearly on a revenge mission, operating outside the Order, but he’s accepted that. Maybe he feels that if he survives, he’ll take the Barash Vow himself, but I don’t think he expects to live. It’s interesting because Porter has not fallen to the dark side at all. He just decided that he’s going to kill this woman or die trying, and that’s that, lol.

It’s these personal relationships and thorny Jedi choices that make these High Republic books so great to read, at least for me. We’re seeing the beginning of the end of the High Republic, events that lead to The Acolyte a hundred years on (which clearly shows the Jedi have become more political), which of course leads to the Prequel Jedi and their downfall. Good stuff! I’ll write more about this book next month after I’ve finished it.

Medstar I: Battle Surgeons and Medstar II: Jedi Healer (Legends), by Michael Reeves and Steve Perry. These two books are basically Parts 1 & 2 of one long novel, focusing on Jedi Padawan Barriss Offee, who has been sent to the planet Dongar to help the medical personnel stationed there. She suspects that her master, Luminara Unduli, has sent her there for her Jedi Trials. The planet is being contested by the Republic and the Separatists for a particular fungus that acts like bacta, but works even better. It focuses not only on Barriss, but on human chief surgeon Jos who has seen his share of clone injuries and deaths, a Sullastan reporter looking for his next big story, and an unnamed spy in their ranks, who works for both the Separatists and the Black Sun crime syndicate.

I picked these novels out mostly because of a renewed interest in Barriss considering her shorts in Tales of the Empire, but I was pleasantly surprised by how much I really enjoyed these books on their own. Jos’ struggle with coming to terms with seeing clones as actual, individual human beings (and seeing droids as possibly sentient beings) while also struggling with his feelings for a woman who is not permissible according to his people’s traditions, really captured my full attention; Den Duhr, the Sullastan reporter, finds that he’s actually less cynical than he thinks and might even be a hero, though he’s loathe to admit it; and Barriss learns an important lesson about the dark side–that it can be deceptive and cloak itself in the illusion of doing the right thing. Or at least, what feels like the right thing. In fact, it doesn’t feel evil at all; it feels good. All the while, the question of who the spy is continually intrigues and makes the reader consider and eliminate various characters as the books go on.

I don’t read a lot of Legends books, but I personally loved these Medstar books.

Honor Among Thieves (Legends), by James S.A. Corey. I just started this book on my Kindle and haven’t gotten very far, but so far, it’s pretty good. It takes place between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. Leia asks Han to extract one of the Rebellion’s spies, Scarlet Hark, from the planet Cioran, deep in the heart of the Imperial-run Core. I’ll write more about it next month when I’ve gotten further or finished it, but I will say I like that it’s all Han’s point of view, which I don’t see too often.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga. I’ve always loved the Mad Max movies, though The Road Warrior is by far the best of the lot. When Fury Road came out a few years ago, I thought, a Mad Max movie without Mel Gibson? Pshaw! But Tom Hardy did an impressive job of filling those shoes, and anyway, Max wasn’t really the focus of that movie, Furiosa was, and I absolutely loved her! When I heard that another Furiosa movie was in the works, I got excited because I knew I’d love another go-round with Charlize Theron as the titular character. But wait–it’s not that. The filmakers go back in time and tell Furiosa’s story of how she came to the Citadel, beginning when she was taken as a child from The Green Place. And Anya Taylor-Joy would be playing young adult Furiosa. Disappointing to me, but I thought I’d give it a chance.

And by and large, I enjoyed the movie. It was interesting to know Furiosa’s backstory. How she was taken by marauders from her lush, green home in the middle of the Australian desert; how her mother pursued them across the wasteland like a demon and nearly succeeded in getting her child back; and how, ultimately, she was caught, tormented, and killed. The leader of the marauders, Dementus, is played by Chris Hemsworth, who’s been given a prosthetic nose to…I don’t know, dial down the handsome? I guess, but it works, because he looks strange to me, lol. But he does a great job portraying this weird, vicious, driven, but ultimately broken man, a man that Furiosa vows to take her revenge upon.

She ends up at the Citadel, run by the horrendous-looking Immortan Joe, while Dementus takes control of Gastown, one of the three communities in the wasteland (the other being Bullet Town). She’s brought to Joe’s harem, witnesses one of his women give birth to a baby with too many limbs and resists the gross advances of one of Joe’s sons. She decides she’d rather take her chances masquerading as a boy than stay in that harem, cushy though it may be (besides, you know, having to have sex with ugly Joe and giving birth to his mutant children).

She grows up learning what she can to survive, until one day she stows aboard a big rig that regularly makes a run to one or the other communities, to trade food for gas or weapons. The rig is attacked by marauders, though, and she and the driver, Praetorian Jack, are the only ones who survive. Jack, impressed with her, offers to teach her how to be a Praetorian (basically, a driver of the big rigs).

During the course of their time together, they fall in love. Yep, I said it: there’s an actual love story in a Mad Max movie (besides the first one all those years ago). It’s not overly done or thrown in your face, but it’s sweet and actually kind of nice to see such tenderness in this awful, vicious world. But of course, it can’t survive said viciousness. Inevitably, they get attacked by Dementus and his goons on one of their runs, and it doesn’t end well: Jack is killed (and not quickly) and Furiosa loses part of her arm, explaining that prosthetic arm she sports in Fury Road.

Eventually, war breaks out between the Citadel and Dementus, and Furiosa uses this opportunity to go after the man who kidnapped her and killed her mother, as well as her lover. She pursues him relentlessly and eventually gets her revenge. But here, it gets a bit ambiguous: did she simply shoot him in the head? Make him suffer like Jack? Or…plant a tree in his guts (the seed her mother gave her) and watch him suffer as it grew out of him? The fruit of which she brings to the women in Joe’s harem, beginning a relationship of trust with them? Which leads, of course, to her helping them escape in Fury Road.

I really enjoyed this movie, though I felt it was a bit too long. Taylor-Joy does a good job of portraying younger Furiosa, but Hemsworth as Dementus was pretty entertaining. A truly horrible man, but he must have had a family at some point, as he wears his (presumably dead) child’s teddy bear on his belt. This world had chewed him up and spit him out, and he survived by becoming as violent as the world that broke him. It’s a contrast to someone like Jack, who shows kindness and love despite his losses, and later, Max, who, while distant, still has a heart in there somewhere.

Speaking of Max, I blinked and nearly missed his “cameo” in this film: a distant shot of him leaning against his instantly recognizable vehicle atop a cliff, watching a chase from afar while eating his dogfood from a can. He’s in the title of the movie, so I guess he had to be in there somewhere, lol.

For some reason, this movie didn’t do well at the box office, but I thought it was a winner.

What’s been entertaining you lately? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!

My Entertainment Update for May 2024

Hello friends! May was a busy Star Wars month, so let’s get right to it. 🙂

The Bad Batch series finale. Although this is the first thing listed, it’s the last thing I wrote because I don’t even know where to begin with this, lol, and summing it up in a few paragraphs is impossible. I’ve been very emotionally involved in this series since it began, and having it come to an end has been bittersweet. I’m not going to go into details of the show here (I’m assuming you’ve watched), just feel all my feelings, lol.

First off, I feel that Season 3 has been pretty solid, particularly Crosshair’s character arc and redemption. There are lots of characters I would have liked to see return or at least know what happened to them (Cody? Cid? Wolfe? More Rex and the clones? I definitely would have liked more Phee, too) but the season focuses on the Batch and their mission, as it should.

The whole “Is Tech still alive?” thing was really up in the air for me; at the beginning of the season I thought there might be a possibility, and there seemed to be some clues planted here and there. But by the last few episodes I concluded he was truly gone and subsequently had to grieve for him all over again, but also feel relieved that he didn’t come back as some awful brainwashed assassin like the CX’s, Winter Soldier-style, which is the only way I feel he could have come back. But now I can at least move on and know that his sacrifice allowed the happy ending for his family that we got. (There’s always my alternate-universe fan-fiction, where he does survive, and I can live there simultaneously with the canon version, lol).

Anyway, there were so many doom-sayers that were convinced that everybody was going to die at the end in Rogue One style and I just wanted to say to them: um, shutup? I suppose it was one possibility, but I really didn’t think the series would go that route. At most, I thought we’d lose maybe one more member, but I think Tech was enough to make the point that not everyone gets out alive and that there are stakes. The fact that they all survived and got to live out their lives on Pabu pretty much made me over-the-moon happy (At least this part of my fan-fiction was validated! As well as Omega eventually going off to fight in the Rebellion). Even Emerie survived, who I thought for sure would sacrifice herself to help the children escape. I’m glad she lived, too.

Like I said, there’s so much I could touch on here but I’ll just say that I loved every minute of this last season and the finale was everything I hoped for. The tears didn’t start until the credits rolled, because it was then I knew it was over, and that made me sad; but the Batch were allowed to get old on beautiful Pabu and be whatever they wanted to be, and that made me happy. I like to think that they not only helped Rex find the kids’ parents, but also helped out with the Hidden Path in some way, helping Force sensitives evade the Empire. Not fighting anymore, just doing their little part, helping where they could. A good life with purpose.

I’m hoping to see Rex, Echo, Emerie and the other clones in some future project, as well as Omega during her Rebellion adventures. I dream of her and Hera reuniting and giving the Empire hell! And maybe a cameo by the Batch in any of these stories. A girl can dream, lol.

Tales of the Empire. So this show was part of the May 4th festivities, and I couldn’t wait to watch it. I really liked it, for the most part. I think I like Tales of the Jedi better, but this one gave us some insight into Morgan Elsbeth and the long-awaited return of Barriss Offee. Out of the two characters, I preferred the Barriss episodes. The theme of the shorts was how these two different characters reacted to the rising dark, and how they dealt with the idea of revenge.

Morgan was a young Nightsister on Dathomir when her people were slaughtered by the Separatists, led by General Grievous. She survived, but instead of joining the Mountain clan (which seems to be guided by the Light side of the Force, while the Nightsisters draw from the Dark side), she decides to strike out on her own and seek revenge. At first, I wasn’t sure who she was going to wreak vengeance upon, since the Separatists are no more. But I see now that she’s playing the long game, using the Empire (and Thrawn) to consolidate her own power for Dathomir (as she says in Ahsoka, “For Dathomir” under her breath in response to Thrawn’s “For the Empire.”) Unfortunately, that means hurting others in her quest for power.

Barriss, after Order 66, is offered the opportunity to become an Inquisitor, which is what a lot of us theorized. Even though I did like her shorts better, there’s always been something about Barriss that just didn’t make sense to me. She’d been disillusioned with the Jedi and thought they were becoming more war-like, losing their way, so she…rigged an explosion in the Jedi temple? And framed her “best friend” Ahsoka for it? It didn’t quite make sense, especially since she seemed to be an excellent Padawan in every other way. But okay.

Now, after Order 66, she’s given the opportunity to become an Inquisitor, considering her aforementioned crimes. But every step of the way, she resists the darkness. She kills the other Padawan to survive, not because of any inner ambition. She repeatedly questions their orders and missions and seems naive about their true aims. She doesn’t seem brutal enough to have passed their tests in the first place (having read Rise of the Red Blade, yes, they are terribly brutal, culling any sign of weakness whatsoever.)

Anyway, Barriss decides the Inquisitorious is not for her and saves a Jedi she and the Fourth Sister are supposed to kill (I do like that we get more of her, since she didn’t have much to do in the Obi-Wan series). She goes off and becomes a “Wise Mother,” using her Force healing skills to help others. There’s some evidence she’s a link in the Hidden Path, helping Force-sensitives get away from the Empire. I like this destiny for her; she may have believed the Jedi Order didn’t work, but neither did she think going to the dark side would help anything, either. She just uses her gifts to help others.

I do feel like the Fourth Sister came back to the Light much too quickly, but maybe she was already halfway there after years and years of anger and hate. Honestly, I don’t know how anyone can sustain themselves on those exhausting emotions for so long. She accidentally impales Barriss in the cavern in trying to get out; but we don’t know if she actually died or not. So now we’ll continue to get more questions of “What happened to Barriss?” LOL.

The Acolyte excitement and trailers. I just want to point out that in two weeks, The Acolyte premieres and I’m sooo ready for it! The trailers have been awesome and I can’t wait to sink into this Jedi murder-mystery thriller at the end of the High Republic. Naturally I’ll be talking about it more next month.

The Phantom Menace in the theater. For May the 4th weekend, I caught The Phantom Menace in my local theater. It’s celebrating 25 years since its premiere, which is a little crazy to me, lol. When it first came out, I brought my 8-year-old stepson, who loved Qui Gon Jinn, and Maul’s double-lightsaber. At the time, I wasn’t quite so open-minded as I am now and just didn’t get it. It wasn’t “my” Star Wars. It was so different from the OT that I couldn’t really embrace it at the time. But I did it for the boy, lol. And subsequently brought him to see Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, when they came out.

Now that boy is thirty-three and brings his own young son to see all the Star Wars (and Marvel) movies. And me? I love them, of course. I’ve since relaxed A LOT and just enjoy them for what they are–fun Star Wars movies. Back then, Jar Jar grated on my nerves, and I thought he was a stupid character; now I just want to give the big goof a hug. Obi-Wan Kenobi as played by Ewan McGregor has become one of my all-time favorite Star Wars characters. Qui Gon is also a favorite Jedi character; they’re all quite interesting, but I think they’ve been improved upon in subsequent material like The Clone Wars, and many other projects like the Obi-Wan Kenobi and Ahsoka series, never mind countless books.

So it was a fun ride watching the film on the big screen again, this time with a lot more appreciation.

In books, I was kind of all over the place this past month. While waiting for the next High Republic book to come out (Temptation of the Force on June 11th), I went back and forth with a few different things, not really sure what I was in the mood for. Here’s a few books I started but haven’t finished yet (and may or may not finish):

Stone Blind, by Natalie Haynes. I’m often drawn to retellings of ancient mythical stories, especially since modern retellings will often turn them on their heads with different perspectives and interpretations. The Medusa myth has always fascinated me: the story of a goddess who was turned into a monster, and whose gaze turned men to stone. Naturally, when I found out some time ago about the details of the story–that Medusa had been raped by Poseidon, was blamed for the incident and turned into the monster–I felt outrage. Typical “blame the victim” patriarchy, misogyny at its worst; good for her, turning arrogant men who would hunt her into stone, they deserve it, and what have you. Yet I wanted to see what this version would bring to the story.

But I wasn’t too far in when I realized why I haven’t read Greek myth retellings for a while now: the rapes kept adding up, and so did my rage. They weren’t particularly graphic scenes; just the fact that they happened on the regular, by Zeus in particular (what a vile creature he is), just made me sick. In fact, all of the Olympian gods are vile and arrogant and petulant and just plain odious. I suppose that’s the point. But I just couldn’t get through it.

I suspect I’ve been spoiled, in a way, by Star Wars books (and movies and shows). Gender oppression isn’t a thing in these stories, not by a long shot. It doesn’t exist. Rape is never, ever mentioned (this is a PG-rated world, after all), but more than that, in the world itself, women (or transgender persons, for that matter) are simply taken for what they are without question. Good, bad, meek, strong, beautiful, ugly, rulers, peasants, soldiers, parents; gender doesn’t play into the role at all (neither does ethnicity nor sexual orientation). Certainly, there are those in our world who have something to say about this and Star Wars “wokeness;” but I have no patience for any of their nonsense and ridiculous labels.

Anyway, what I’m saying is, I’ve read so much Star Wars and immersed myself in this world so much, that when I encounter misogyny and other bigotry in other books, it’s jarring and upsetting to me. As it should be, but…mental health, lol. So Stone Blind has been set aside for now.

Canto Bight, by various authors. So I retreated into another Star Wars book, one that I haven’t had much interest in but thought I’d finally check out since there didn’t seem to be much else I wanted to read. But…it’s boring, lol. The first story was a bit amusing, but I don’t know or care about these characters at all. And Canto Bight isn’t a setting I’m particularly fascinated by. Set aside for another time, perhaps.

Medstar 1: Battle Surgeons, by Michael Reaves and Steve Perry. So now that I’ve watched Tales of the Empire, I’ve got Barriss Offee on my mind, lol, and want to know more about her besides what we see in the Clone Wars. She’s in a couple of Legends books called Medstar: Book One: Battle Surgeons and Book Two: Jedi Healer. They’re like a Star Wars M*A*S*H, following a group of doctors and nurses on the planet Drongar that sew up and treat clones that are injured in battle. The battle is being waged here for a special substance called bota that’s kind of like bacta, and both sides want it. There’s an arrogant Tera Kasi warrior, an ambitious Republic Admiral, and an unidentified spy in their midst. I like how Barriss is portrayed as a Force healer in these books, as we see in the last short of Tales of the Empire. We don’t see too much of that in canon until Rey in the Sequel Trilogy. I just started the first book, and already I like it better than the other books I’ve tried to read lately. I’ll write more about them next month.

That’s it for this month (that’s plenty!). How did you celebrate May the Fourth? What’s been entertaining you? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!

My Entertainment Update for April

The Bad Batch S3. We’re just one episode away from the conclusion of The Bad Batch as a series, and I’ve got mixed emotions about it: anticipation, dread, excitement, sadness, and curiosity about how the heck they’re going to wrap everything up in one final episode based on where we are right now. There’s been some speculation that the last episode (titled “The Calvary Has Arrived”) will be longer than the usual 25 or so minutes, but I’ve also heard it’s just going to be 22 minutes. So who knows?

There’s also speculation that the finale will introduce the beginnings of a new animated series about the Clone Rebellion, led by Rex, Gregor and Wolfe and perhaps Echo; but again, we don’t really know. Bad Batch fans are just holding their collective breath to see how this story ends, who might die, who lives to fight another day, and darnit, who’s CX-2? Is it Tech? Cody? Just another clone? There’s so many questions that need to be answered. And, ready or not, we’re going to get them (hopefully) next week. I’m planning on writing a post after the finale for my final thoughts. What are your predictions?

Tales of the Empire. I’d been hoping for a Season 2 of Tales of the Jedi, but this will definitely do. All six short episodes drop on May 4th with three focusing on Morgan Elsbeth, and three on Barriss Offee. It will be interesting to see Morgan’s beginnings with the witches of Dathomir and how she became Thrawn’s ally; but I think we’re all a bit more excited about seeing Barriss for the first time since her arrest in Clone Wars. Questions about her fate have been swirling in the fandom for years, and now finally we’ll get some answers. Based on the trailer, she’s obviously been recruited to become an Inquisitor after Order 66, but will she ultimately commit to the dark side? Can’t wait to find out!

The Living Force, by John Jackson Miller. I’m not quite done with this book but I’m getting close, less than a hundred pages left. It takes place just before The Phantom Menace; Qui Gon Jinn has offered a challenge to the Jedi Council: to reconnect to the Living Force, get out of the Council chambers and away from their focus on the Cosmic Force (the big picture), and “Just help one person.”

So they do. All eleven members of the Council decide to meet up on the planet Kwenn. The Jedi Temple there, manned since the High Republic, has been slated for closing, a common occurrence at this time. During the High Republic, the Jedi established Temples on a great many planets, to send a message to the people that “The Jedi Stand With You.” Since then there aren’t many Jedi outposts left, as the Jedi increasingly retrenched to the main temple on Coruscant and made decisions in close concert with the Senate and the Republic. The Jedi Council, in particular, have lost touch with the common people of the galaxy, who increasingly don’t trust the Jedi or know very little about them.

Anyway, off they go: Ki-Adi-Mundi, Yarael Poof, Plo Kloon, Saesee Tiin, Even Piell, Eeth Koth, Mace Windu, Adi Gallia, Yoda and Yaddle. Depa Billaba is also a member of the Council at this time, but she’s on a mission. Mace becomes concerned when she goes missing, and his part of the story is trying to find her and what her mission involves, while the others arrive on Kwenn and soon become enmeshed in helping the locals with solving their problems. Kwenn’s society has been declining in recent years and has seen an influx in pirate activity, which in turn has led to less tourism, and the corporations operating there leaving the system, which impacts everyone living there.

While they’re helping various people and groups, they’re also planning a big celebration where they invite all the citizens of Kwenn to show their solidarity with them. The problem is, the villain of the book, a pirate named Zilastra who has kidnapped Depa Billaba, plans on consolidating her power in the sector and killing all the Jedi at this celebration.

John Jackson Miller does an admirable job switching back and forth between all these characters and their individual missions, while making the story fun and lighter than most other books. There’s quite a bit of humor, and we get to know these lesser-known characters and their personalities better. It’s kind of sad, knowing the fate of all these characters at the hands of either the Separatists, Sidious, or Order 66 (Yoda being the only survivor). Because of this, I’m glad of the opportunity to get to know them better.

Star Wars and Philosophy Strike Back, by various contributors. I was browsing through a Barnes and Noble store recently and came upon this book in the philosophy section, so of course I had to get it! I don’t usually read a lot of nonfiction about Star Wars but I want that to change and this seemed like an interesting place to start. I haven’t gotten into it yet because I wanted to finish The Living Force first, but it addresses questions like:

Should droids be free? Should clone troopers?

What political and ethical ideas ground resistance and rebellion?

What’s wrong with the way women are portrayed in Star Wars?

Does Han Solo have a philosophical worldview?

Was Galen Erso responsible for the destruction of Alderaan?

Should you eat Baby Yoda?

I’m not sure what that last question is all about, but I’m certainly curious, as I am about all of them. There’s a total of thirty-six essays addressing some deep questions presented by Star Wars, written by various philosophers, and I’m looking forward to delving into them.

That’s about it for this past month. What’s been entertaining you? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!

Entertainment Update for March 2024

Hello friends! I hope everyone is doing well and enjoying whatever it is that entertains you. Quite a bit to get to this month, so here we go:

Defy the Storm, by Justina Ireland and Tessa Gratton. This is the YA novel of the first wave of Phase 3 High Republic books, and centers around the characters from Phase 1’s Out of the Shadows: Vernestrah Rwoh, Avon Starros, Sylvestri Yarrow, Jordanna Sparkburn, and Xylan Graf. On my reread of that book, I really came to love these characters, so I’m happy to get back to them and see how they’ve fared since the Stormwall went up.

I’m not done with the book yet, so I’ll have more to say next month, but I’m enjoying it so far. Avon Starros is the daughter of Ghirra Starros, the ambitious Senator who has aligned herself with Marchion Ro, and Avon is none too happy with that. She strikes out on her own (with the help of Deva Lompop, a Nihil who has come to be Avon’s protector) to find vengeance against Dr. Mkampa, a Nihil scientist who stole her work to create the Stormwall, and to try to destroy the Stormwall itself. She seeks out Venestra, who has been on Sabbatical, of sorts, since the fall of Starlight Beacon. Vern believes her Padawan, Imri Cantaros, died on Starlight, but Avon knows he’s alive and wants to reunite Vern with him (and also get her help without letting her know about her plan of vengeance).

Jordanna and Sylvestri have been doing jobs for Maz Kanata and helping the Republic in any way they can against the Nihil, but Jordanna wants to do more, and find her brother and his family on the other side of the Stormwall; while Syl is still struggling with the death of her mother, Chancey Yarrow, and the part she played in the fall of Starlight.

They get mixed up with Xylan Graf, who is “working” for the Nihil in a guest/hostage sort of situation on the Lightning Crash, which is where the technology for the Stormwall originates. I can’t decide how I feel about Xylan; he’s both interesting, if flamboyant, and exceedingly annoying. But I can never quite figure out what he’s got up his sleeve, and where his allegiances lie, so he keeps me guessing. There’s a lot of backstory that I’m guessing went on in some comics, which always irritates me since I don’t read the comics, but it’s not that hard to catch up. I’ll give my final thoughts on the book next month.

From A Certain Point of View: The Empire Strikes Back. While I was waiting for Defy the Storm to come out, I kept busy with this book’s short stories. All the FACPOV books are by various authors and tell a story from that movie from the point of view of a minor character. I never finished the one for A New Hope; most just didn’t grab me that much. This one turned out much more interesting, and there are some good stories in there, although I’ve only read the first 6 or 7 tales, and we still haven’t gotten off of Hoth, lol. I think it’s a book I’ll read in between other books while I wait for them to come out. The Return of the Jedi version recently came out, and I really think that one will be good, too, but I’m going to wait for it to come out in softcover so my copies will be consistent.

Dark Disciple reread. So I debated re-reading this one ever since we found out Asajj Ventress will be making an appearance in The Bad Batch, and finally decided to dive into it again (the day before her appearance in Ep 9 The Harbinger, so last minute). But it really is a fantastic book, and I’ve put down Defy the Storm a few times to read large chunks of this one at a time. It’s one of the first few canon books I read when I started on this journey and remains one of my favorites. It tells of how the Jedi Council decides to assassinate Count Dooku to end the war and chooses Quinlan Vos to do the job–and that he should connect with Ventress for help. This opens up a whole can of worms, as Vos and Ventress fall in love, Vos falls to the dark side, and the Jedi continue down a questionable path. Spoiler alert: Ventress dies at the end of the novel, protecting Vos from Dooku’s Force-lightning. She sacrifices herself to save the man she loves. But, lo and behold! she’s not dead, apparently, as she makes her appearance in the Bad Batch.

TBB showrunners promise that her appearance does not contradict the events of Dark Disciple. As Ventress was “buried” on Dathomir in the same manner as her Nightsister family–from which they can be “resurrected” through Nightsister magic–I don’t have a problem with this, but it will be good to get some details about it when the time comes. Of course, the Fandumb Menace are up in arms about this, a la “Death doesn’t mean anything in Star Wars anymore!…blah blah blah.” Look, it’s overused, I get it, but in this case, it’s totally plausible. Witches, you know. Anyway, I’m happy to see her back.

One of the awesome posters for Season 3. This one of Crosshair with his helmet is my favorite.

The Bad Batch Season 3 so far. I’ve been loving the new season so far and have managed to post my thoughts on the first five episodes. I had a plan to post every week with my thoughts on each new episode, but you know, life, lol. At some point I will do a catch-up post. As it is, I think this season so far is fantastic, and I’m loving the little moments between Crosshair and Omega, especially, and just how he’s trying to adjust being back in the squad. I’m curious to see how this whole M-count thing with Omega turns out, how they’ll find Tantiss, who will help, and who the latest clone assassin is (so many theories! And honestly, it could be no one special, like the infamous Marrock, but I highly doubt it). And I just know Pabu is going to be attacked by the Empire (there are clues in the trailer), and I’m sick about it. 😦

Anyway, it’s agony waiting an entire week for 28 minutes of story, but I’m not one who can wait for them all to drop and then binge. It’s hard to believe we’re halfway through the season already and I have a feeling that things are going to ramp up big time after a foundation of quieter moments. So I’m getting ready for a wild ride, and I’m here for it!

Dune Parts 1&2. So I had every intention of going to see Dune Part One in theaters when it came out, but I just didn’t get there and then it fell off my radar. When Part Two came out, I was determined to see it on the big screen, so I rented Part One on Youtube to catch up, and boy, I’m glad I did.

Ever since I heard of Dune, I’ve wanted to love it, to know it, to understand it. I tried to read it many years ago, but for some reason, I had no idea what the hell was going on and couldn’t get into it. Then the 1984 film came out, and I thought, here we go, this will make it easier! Well, no, not really. It was pretty bad, lol, and I just didn’t “get it.” But a stubborn part of me held onto hope that someday, the light switch will go on. I think it was because I knew that Star Wars takes a lot of cues from it, borrows from it, while certainly being completely different from it.

Back in the day, I used to think Star Wars was “science fiction” because, you know, space, so I looked for more of the same in things like Dune and Isaac Asimov’s Foundation books. I was sorely disappointed in them, because where were the space battles? Where was the swashbuckling? Why were they so damn philosophical and heavy and, well, boring? Lol. When I finally figured out that Star Wars was space fantasy, things clicked, and I found other books and films that gave me that same sense of wonder. Science fiction, not so much (I do enjoy a good sc-fi book or film these days, though). It’s a different animal. But Dune? I wanted to love it and get it.

And, thanks to director Denis Villeneuve, and the absolutely amazing cast of these movies, I can safely say that, finally, yes, I get it! Maybe not all of it, but I’m totally enthralled and impressed and just blown away by how good this story, and these films, are. It’s complex and weird and visually stunning, and Paul Atreides’ hero’s journey from boy to man, from young nobleman to messiah, is captivating. At the end of Part Two, it seemed that it was going to be a trilogy, but I’ve heard a Part Three hasn’t been greenlit yet. Seems to me, though, it’s inevitable, and I’ll be in the theater with my popcorn, excited to see where this all goes.

The Acolyte trailer and release date. We’ve finally gotten a trailer and release date for The Acolyte, and I’m hyped! The trailer looks awesome, and the show will premiere on June 4th. Ever since its announcement, I’ve been intrigued by the premise of this show, which has been described as a kind of dark side whodunnit thriller. Yaaass! And as a High Republic fan, I couldn’t be happier to see it come to life in live-action, even though it’s the tail-end of that era. Basically, the High Republic is the Golden Age of the Jedi and the Republic (about 200-400 years before the events of The Phantom Menace), but here, about 100 years before that film, it’s the beginning of the end. As it states, a darkness is rising.

It’s hard to say off of the trailer alone, but evidently someone is killing Jedi, and the answers surrounding this mystery are not going to be good. The presence of a red lightsaber suggests the Sith are stirring after a thousand years of the Jedi believing they are exctinct. Which of course we know, they are not. I believe the Jedi’s experiences with the Nihil a few hundred years before have changed the Jedi and weakened them in a fundamental way, and the Sith are going to take advantage of that and plan their eventual return, which we see in the Prequels.

Anyway, totally excited for this one, despite the exhausting comments about “wokeness” from the afore-mentioned Fandumb Menace. What a complete and utter bore they are. I think it’s a sign I need to get off social media for a while and take a break from the toxic trolls, lol.

What’s been entertaining you? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!

The Bad Batch Episode 5 “The Return” Thoughts

So I’m getting this post in by the skin of my teeth before the two-parter drops later tonight, lol. No particular reason, I’ve just been busy, but here we go:

Man, I loved this episode so much! I’ve heard a (very) few grumbles about “filler”–don’t get me started, I just don’t understand these people–but this was an absolutely necessary episode about Hunter and Crosshair working things out in their own way.

We start with the Batch on Pabu with Omega finally waking up where she belongs (and btw, I love her little knit sweater and Pabu-style necklace, lol). Crosshair is keeping his distance from everyone, particularly Hunter, but Omega reminds him that he has to talk to Hunter eventually.

Echo shows up, and they all gather together to discuss next steps and to get any information from Omega and Crosshair about Tantiss. Omega offers up Nala Se’s datapad, but it’s encrypted and they can’t get much info. Echo mentions that it’s harder without Tech, and the mention of his name makes everyone sad; they don’t pause long, but it’s a loud pause. Crosshair mentions that he knows an Imperial facility that will help them access the datapad.

The facility turns out to be Barton IV from the S2 episode “The Outpost,” where Crosshair turned against the Empire and killed the odious Lt. Nolan. It’s abandoned, and they have to dig through the snow into the base. We see an ice vulture, one of the screaming creatures that constantly circled above in The Outpost. The bird came to represent Crosshair, and the fact that we see it up close in this episode tells us (as if we didn’t know) that this one will delve into Crosshair and his journey even more.

While the others connect the datapad to the computer, Crosshair wanders off and finds a pile of clone helmets in a corner; he gently picks them up and places them on a table nearby, in respect, most likely thinking about Mayday and the other clones who died there. Hunter watches silently from around the corner and wonders.

When Crosshair goes outside, Hunter follows. Omega moves to follow them, but Echo tells her to let them work it out. Hunter confronts Crosshair about why he turned on the Empire–he wants answers. All their anger with each other comes spilling out, and Crosshair accuses Hunter of being the cause of Omega’s capture, and that he’s jealous Crosshair helped her escape and not him. It might have come to blows, but they’re interrupted by the arrival of a big Dune-like snow worm.

Turns out that’s what the sensors around the perimeter of the base were keeping out; once they turned them off for more power to the console, the worm came knocking. Wrecker’s cry of “Why are there always big monsters?!” is funny and on the nose. And the answer, of course, is that it’s Star Wars, lol.

So Wrecker has to go to a separate bunker to manually ramp up power to the sensors, Omega mans the console to turn them on when it’s done, and Hunter and Crosshair go out to lure the worm past the sensors before turning them back on. Echo is in the tower “keeping watch.” Basically to make sure Crosshair and Hunter don’t kill each other.

He needn’t have worried, though, as they work together to get the job done. Hunter falls into a snow tunnel, and Crosshair and Batcher follow up top. Once the worm is outside the sensor range, they run back and the sensors are turned on just in time. I love how Wrecker runs to them and hugs them together as they come back, and Echo comments to Omega that at least there’s no blood this time.

Later, Crosshair opens up to Hunter a little and admits he thought he knew what he was getting into with the Empire, and that he did bad things. Hunter says he made mistakes too, and that all they can do is to try to be better. And maybe there’s hope for them after all. Man, I hope so, because I’m a little scared right now as to where this season is leading. But one episode at a time.

So I’m guessing they’ll get enough intel off the datapad to find Tantiss, and that will be the focus of the two-parter coming up.

Highlights of this episode:

Omega calling Crosshair “little brother” and their growing relationship.
How Crosshair is like the dad that didn’t want the dog but now loves the dog more than anyone except Omega.
Crosshair has his toothpicks back and the healing has begun, lol.

What did you think of this episode? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!

The Bad Batch Episode 4 “A Different Approach” Thoughts

Please be aware: SPOILERS ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 4 S3 of The Bad Batch, “A Different Approach,” moves the story right along without feeling rushed. Frankly, I’m surprised that Crosshair and Omega have busted out of Tantiss (without the help of the rest of the Batch) already and that they’ve reunited with them on Ryloth’s moon at the end of this episode. I thought those things would take half the season, lol. But I’m so glad it didn’t, because it just means there’s so much more story ahead.

So Crosshair and Omega crash their stolen shuttle on a planet called Lau, which is controlled by the Empire. They head to the spaceport; Crosshair wants to blast his way onto a ship, but Omega, not wanting anyone to get hurt, suggests a different plan. She tries to bribe the ticket-seller, but he says he wants 30,000 credits. Wha??? Geez. Omega decides she’ll gamble at a game of chance at a nearby bar. We know she’s preternaturally good at holochess, but it seems her strategic gifts also help her win just enough at a card game for the bribe. She’s about to leave the table when an Imperial enters the bar and challenges her (insists) on a game with him. He’d just collected a case full of credits from the barkeep (presumably protection money) and Omega wins all of it.

They’re about to leave the bar when the Imperial tells them gambling is illegal on that planet and the fine is 10,000 credits. They still have 35,000 credits. Okay, we need to clarify exactly how credits work. Is one credit like one dollar? Is it like Yen, with thousands of Yen to the dollar? Because that sounds like a lot of money, and Omega just casually won it in this seedy bar against a Trandoshan who doesn’t look particularly wealthy.

Anyway, they need to part with another 5,000 credits outside the bar to some kid who demands it in exchange for information on where Batcher is–the Imperial took her to the docks. They head that way, and again, Crosshair wants to blast his way to their goal. Again, Omega convinces him to do things her way. But of course, the Imperial is there waiting for them (his name is Lt. Mann or something, I can’t remember, lol). Hemlock has found their crashed shuttle, and presumably word went out that he’s looking for the fugitives. They’re surrounded with no way out, and Omega finally agrees to Crosshair’s approach: with blasters.

They get onto a cargo ship and take off. Omega sends out a coded message to Hunter with a rendezvous: Ryloth’s moon, where they met a young Hera in Season 1. The Marauder is there, and Omega (and we) finally get the reunion we’ve been waiting for. It’s lovely, especially since Hunter finally–finally!–hugs her back. Then Crosshair walks down the ramp, and everyone gets tense and glares at each other. End of episode.

So basically this episode was about Omega and Crosshair bonding just a little bit more and learning to work with each other and appreciate each other’s approaches to problem-solving. I loved it, especially when they’re walking away from the ticket-seller and Crosshair comments sarcastically how well that went; Omega grumpily replies, “Stow it!” Definitely acting like siblings now, lol.

I’m hoping they pick up right where they left off this episode and we can get more of their initial reaction at Crosshair returning. My only gripe about this season so far is that they’re skipping over the hard conversations that I really think we need to hear. Does Crosshair know Tech is dead? I’m assuming so–otherwise that would have been a pretty big secret Omega kept all those months, and unlikely–but I would have liked to see that conversation. I get that the showrunners need to get a lot of story in and have to make creative choices, but give us something, guys.

Anyway, a great episode and I can’t wait until next week!

What did you think of the episode? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!

My Top Five Favorite Episodes of The Bad Batch Season Two

Last week I made a post about my five favorite episodes of Season One of the Bad Batch. Today is all about Season Two. Honestly, I loved all the episodes of S2 and it was hard for me to pick five, so I did cheat a little and listed a few two-parters as one choice. Here they are:

Commander Cody contemplates his choices.

The Solitary Clone. Episode 3 is the first time we see Crosshair this season, and it’s excellent. We find out that the Empire left Crosshair on that platform on Kamino for 32 rotations. Even Rampart wonders why he remains loyal. But he’s been medically cleared for duty (though not for a command position), and he’s been paired up with Commander Cody, the first time we’ve seen that character after Order 66 in canon. They’re sent to Desix, where an Imperially-assigned governor has been taken hostage by that world’s self-proclaimed governor, Tawny Ames. Their assignment is to free the Imperial governor at all costs. The action-sequence as the clones make their way into the compound is awesome; Kevin Kiner’s soundtrack is just fantastic here. Working together, Cody and Crosshair finally make it to the top of the compound (that stairwell scene!), destroy the tactical droid, and confront Tawny Ames. Cody negotiates with her, promising a peaceful resolution and getting her to release Groton. Once free, Groton demands that Cody execute her. Cody hesitates, but then Crosshair shoots her instead. Many think that Crosshair did it to spare Cody from having to do it when he clearly didn’t want to and to save him from an insubordination charge. There’s no clear answer, but I think this rings true. Cody is disillusioned, and watches as more stormtroopers arrive on Desix. Back on Coruscant, it’s clear Cody is doubting he’s on the right side; this is confirmed when Rampart tells Crosshair that Cody has gone AWOL. And so just when Crosshair begins to feel that he’s part of a team again, he’s not. He’s alone. Again. Such an excellent episode, and I truly hope we get to see Cody again in Season 3.

The Clone Conspiracy/Truth and Consequences. Episodes 7&8 are a two-parter I’m counting as one. The Clone Conspiracy doesn’t have the Batch in it at all; it focuses on Senator Riyo Chuchi, who has decided that she is going to fight for clone rights, as it seems no one else will. Her main antagonist is General Rampart, who has no intention of giving the clones anything, particularly when the Emperor, through Mas Amedda, is pressuring him to push a bill through the Senate that would create a new Imperial army. A clone named Slip tells Chuchi that Kamino wasn’t destroyed by a storm; it was destroyed by Rampart. She wants him to testify, but he tells her she doesn’t need him; the information she wants is in the databanks on Rampart’s Venator. Slip is killed, by a strange assassin who kills himself after being captured by Rex.

In Truth and Consequences, Rex asks the Batch for help. They need to get the information about Kamino off Rampart’s Venator. While they infiltrate the ship to retrieve the data, Omega stays with Chuchi while she consults with Bail Organa. He tells her to “follow the money,” and directs her to the former Senator of Kamino, Halli Bertoni. After some persuasion, she’s willing to testify, but Chuchi needs hard evidence. She finally gets it, and the Senate watches in horror as Kamino is shown destroyed. Their plan backfires, however; the Emperor shows up and throws Rampart under the bus. He claims the clones’ willingness to follow orders without question means they need a new military, made up of recruits that fight for the people (the irony is galling). The recruitment bill is passed, and Sidious wins. These two episodes have great political thriller vibes, and I’m here for it.

At the end of the episode, we find out along with Omega that Echo is going to stay with Rex, at least for a while, to help him fight for the clones. This is deeply upsetting to Omega, as we see more fully in the next episode, The Crossing.

The Crossing. Episode 9 sees the Batch on a mission from Cid, to retrieve an explosive mineral called Ipsium from a mine she purchased on a desolate-looking planet. Things go wrong almost immediately. While in the mine, the Marauder is stolen by a young thief, stranding them. Tech and Wrecker begin to bicker, as it was Wrecker’s responsibility to be the lookout. They start walking to a settlement a long way off but are nearly trampled by a stampede of animals. Then a dust storm blows in, and while they find another mine to take cover in, they lose the Ipsium. It explodes and causes a cave in, and they’re trapped. More bickering ensues, which is upsetting to Omega, who is already upset about Echo leaving. She’s worried about losing the Marauder, too, which has become her home. Tech says something hurtful, and she storms off. This is the most irritated we’ve seen the usually unflappable Tech. Hunter tells him to go after her and make things right. When he finds her, she’s drilling for more Ipsium she found, which she hopes they can use to blast their way out. Tech helps, but then she falls off the ledge into an abyss. Tech immediately follows, not knowing what awaits them at the bottom. It happens to be water, and they’re swept through a tunnel system, over a waterfall, and into another cavern. There’s a way out, but they need the Ipsium to blow a way through. While they wait for Hunter and Wrecker, Tech and Omega have a heart-to-heart talk, which is really the highlight of the entire episode.

I won’t repeat that conversation verbatim here, but it really gives some insight into Tech’s character, and brings the two closer together. Basically he says, I react to things differently than others, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care. It’s a very sweet and touching moment, and this episode is one of my favorites.

The Outpost. Episode 12 brings us back to another amazing Crosshair episode. He’s sent on a mission to a wintry planet called Barton IV with the awful Lt. Nolan, to pick up some cargo that is described as vital to the Empire. There they meet clone trooper Mayday and what’s left of his unit. The outpost is in bad shape, as the Empire has ignored Mayday’s many requests for supplies and help. Which he explains to Nolan, who responds with contempt. The outpost is attacked by native insurgents and some cargo is stolen. Nolan orders Crosshair and Mayday to find them and bring back the cargo. They track the insurgents back to their hideout and destroy it. They find out that the cargo Mayday has been guarding for so long is stormtrooper gear, while the clone troopers have to patch up their old gear. “We were good soldiers. We followed orders. And for what?” he asks Crosshair. The explosions cause an avalanche, and they get caught in it. Mayday is injured, and despite Crosshair’s earlier comment about not wanting to carry “dead weight,” he picks up Mayday and half-carries, half-drags him through the freezing cold and snow. When they get back to the outpost, instead of helping them, Nolan sneers and scolds. Crosshair nearly begs him to help Mayday, but Nolan refuses and Mayday dies. “He was expendable. As are you,” he tells Crosshair. As he walks away, you can see the turmoil in Crosshair, the despair, the dawning realization of his colossal mistake. He shoots Nolan dead, and then collapses. He wakes to find himself on Tantiss, in Hemlock’s clutches, though he doesn’t know it yet.

I thought The Solitary Clone was a great Crosshair episode; when I watched this one I thought, Wow. Just wow. Watching the end of this one, with the screaming bird monster circling above, reminded me of how I felt at the end of Clone Wars, as Vader watched Morai circling above a different wintry planet: haunted, bereft, unutterably sad. Damn, these “cartoons” are killing me, lol.

Crosshair is so done with Nolan and the Empire.

The Summit/Plan 99. And we’re not done with the tragedy yet. These last two episodes of the season culminate in the unraveling of everything Hunter has fought for: keeping his squad safe and together. The Batch head for Eriadu, where the mysterious Dr. Hemlock is meeting Tarkin and other Imperial bigwigs. Their goal is to plant a tracker on Hemlock’s ship and follow him back to his base, where ostensibly Crosshair and other clones are being held. But they’re not the only ones infiltrating the summit; Saw Gerrera and his crew are there planting explosives to blow the place up. The explosions cause the railcar they’re on to stop in midair and hang dangerously above an abyss, while Imperials attack them, leaving them literally hanging on a cliffhanger.

Plan 99 picks right up where they left off, as sitting ducks for the Imperials. Tech thinks he can get the railcar moving again, but he needs to get to the terminal, which of course is not nearby. He goes to the top of the car, runs along the line and jumps to the terminal, does what he needs to do, and runs back, all while the Batch try to fend off the attacking Imperials. Blaster bolts cause the car to unhitch from the cable even more, throwing Tech off of it, leaving him hanging. We all know what happens next: Tech knows there’s no time to haul him up and shoots the cable that holds him to the railcar; he plummets into the abyss, to the horror of his friends. The car hitches up to the cable again, they go careening into the station at the other end and are injured. They make it back to the Marauder and Hunter tells them to go to Ord Mantell so AZ can help them.

It’s difficult to watch their grief as Tech’s death sinks in, especially with Omega. But they’re not out of danger–Hemlock shows up at Cid’s, and it’s clear she betrayed them. She probably didn’t have a choice, but it still stings. Hemlock captures Wrecker and Hunter and throws them Tech’s shattered goggles, which twists the knife in our hearts. He wants Omega in order to coerce Nala Se into working on Sidious’ cloning agenda. Omega tries to stop them, but she’s stunned and taken to Hemlock’s ship; meanwhile Echo and AZ help free Hunter and Wrecker from Hemlock’s clutches. Hunter can only watch helplessly as Hemlock’s ship lifts off with Omega on it. There’s no way to know where they’ve gone. Omega is brought to Tantiss and finds an unconscious Crosshair; Emerie reveals that she’s Omega’s “sister.”

And that’s where we are at the end of Season Two. Again, I loved all of this season’s episodes, and would have added Faster and Pabu to the list, but this post has gone on long enough, lol. The three-episode premiere of Season 3 is only days away, and it can’t come fast enough!

What are your favorite episodes of Season Two? Let me know in the comments and we’ll talk about it!